Got me!

(Edited to add some facts that I have just found out after Gabs was reading this post)

Everyone knows I love to Joke around, and many have been on the receiving end of my humour. Well, its not well know that I also love to be the one to get the sharp end of a barb. Vel knows this, so does Misty. They have both gotten me a couple of times. Little known though, is the fact that I LOVE when someone unexpected nails me real good. And that is exactly what happened at the Shelter the other day.

Gabs had just gotten home from work, when we logged in and went to the shelter. When we arrived, Renn was there and spoke up immediately…..

[8:13] Renn Rehula: Kevin!

[8:13] Gabriella Nordwind: Hoooo!

[8:14] Renn Rehula: i have something for you

[8:14] Kevin Nordwind: Oh No.. Should I be Scared??

[8:14] Renn Rehula: its taken me a long time to make it

[8:15] Renn Rehula: its very, very special Kevin

[8:15] Kevin Nordwind: We have cleared the Landing Area, all safe for Noobs

[8:15] Kevin Nordwind: Oh Really?

[8:15] Renn Rehula: yes

[8:15] Kevin Nordwind: Now I am REALLY scared.

[8:15] Lailantie Core: you better, Renn is very scary

[8:15] Kevin Nordwind: LOL No she is not.

[8:15] Renn Rehula: i put my heart and soul into it for you

[8:15] Gabriella Nordwind: omg blood sweat and tears

[8:15] Renn Rehula: and i have to say i adore it

[8:15] Kevin Nordwind: oookay… Now I am doubly worried Renn.

[8:15] Lailantie Core: lol

[8:15] Gabriella Nordwind: lol

[8:15] Renn Rehula: and i’m sure you will too )))

[8:15] Kevin Nordwind: Okay Renn, I am ready for it…

[8:16] Gabriella Nordwind: now i am curious too

[8:16] Kevin Nordwind accepted your inventory offer.

[8:16] Lailantie Core: me three

[8:16] Kevin Nordwind: Can I rezz it here??

[8:16] Kevin Nordwind: Is it PG?

[8:16] Renn Rehula: there you are ))

[8:16] Renn Rehula: you have to wear it

[8:16] Kevin Nordwind: Just wear or Unpack it?

[8:17] Renn Rehula: ware

[8:17] Kevin Nordwind: OKay.. Here goes…

[8:17] Lailantie Core: a necklace!!!

[8:17] Gabriella Nordwind: oh renn a necklace

[8:17] Kevin Nordwind: OMG Just what I wanted! (rezz dammit)

[8:17] Lailantie Core: there’s Isis on it ㋡

[8:17] Renn Rehula: yes Gabs’

[8:18] Gabriella Nordwind: and it has bling!

[8:18] Lailantie Core: and a dog and a bone lol

[8:18] Lailantie Core: and colors to paint

[8:18] Kevin Nordwind: Hang on Changing Shirts to see it better.

[8:19] Renn Rehula: do you like it?

[8:19] Kevin Nordwind: Hang on renn hard to see it…

At this point I asked Gabs is she is in IM with Renn, to which she replies No. And I am not sure wether this is a Joke or not. I dont want to hurt Renn’s feelings, But as I look this this is HORRID!

[8:19] Renn Rehula: you must be overcome with its beauty

[8:20] Kevin Nordwind: Umm Renn? Its rather… Ummm… errr… Blingy… Can I turn off the bling somehow?

[8:20] Lailantie Core: lol

[8:20] Renn Rehula: oh noooo you can’t do that

[8:20] Kevin Nordwind: Oh.. I cant…

[8:20] Kevin Nordwind: Okay Just adjust the lighting so I can see it..

[8:21] Renn Rehula: i know how much you like to stand out, so…

[8:21] Renn Rehula: this helps

[8:21] Kevin Nordwind: Well, Its one of a Kind fer Sure!

[8:21] Kevin Nordwind: LMAO. Well, I must Say Renn, It does help in that Department…

[8:21] Kevin Nordwind: I dont know what to say Renn.. But Thank you soooo Much !

I am trying to be nice, as I still don’t know if this is real or a Joke.

[8:21] Gabriella Nordwind: kevin this is sooo you!

[8:22] Renn Rehula: so you Kevin!

[8:22] Gabriella Nordwind: it looks very Kevin renn

[8:24] Renn Rehula: someone pass me some kleenex! i’m crying with laughter hahahahha

Now I know that this is a Joke, and that Gabs WAS in IM with Renn, and that I had been Had.

[8:24] Gabriella Nordwind: me too

[8:24] Lailantie Core: here’s a kleenex Rennie

[8:24] Gabriella Nordwind: lmao

[8:24] Gabriella Nordwind: ahahahahaahaha

[8:24] Gabriella Nordwind: renn i love you

[8:24] Kevin Nordwind: Umm Renn, I can send you some more…

[8:25] Renn Rehula: hahahahahahahahha

[8:25] Renn Rehula: OMG! Kevin i so wanted to be a fly on the wall

[8:25] Kevin Nordwind: So the Plot thickens…

[8:25] Kevin Nordwind: lmao

[8:26] Gabriella Nordwind: a big Hoooo!

[8:26] Kevin Nordwind: I pray you two dont ever get together in the same room or I am screwed….

[8:26] Gabriella Nordwind: for Renn!!!

[8:26] Renn Rehula: did you put flour in Kevin

[8:26] Renn Rehula: hahahahahahahah

[8:26] Gabriella Nordwind: lol

[8:26] Gabriella Nordwind: lmao

[8:27] Gabriella Nordwind: kevin the necklace is so you!

[8:27] Kevin Nordwind: It is.. lmao

[8:27] Gabriella Nordwind: lol

[8:27] Gabriella Nordwind: check out kevins necklace

[8:27] Gabriella Nordwind: it is lovely and so him

[8:27] Gabriella Nordwind: i am sure i can special order you one too

[8:27] Gabriella Nordwind: damion you need to check it out

By Now, Renn has passed me this pic of Me in my new Necklace. I am cracking up, I got Had. Gabs is cracking up, she was in on it, as was Dylan, but he wasn’t here.  As you can see by the pic, this necklace was everything that we laff about in the Shelter.

Added: I have just found out how Delicately planned this was. It dates back to the end of November, Begining of December. Seems someone came into the shelter with a Glory of bling and I started to comment on it. Thats when Gabs took it upon herself to hatch this vile plan with Renn. She commisioned Renn into doing this, and the Final design was not the First one. Apparently there were others that were MUCH less Horrid!

Now, they were planning to give this to me when we were all online, Gabs, Myself, Dylan and Renn. Then the move came and I was without a PC. So it had to wait. So, in fact, if you think about it, this was a Very Elaborate Gag that was not only Planned, but patiently waited out till an oppourtunity arose. Just goes to show you, the ones you least expect are the most caniving and devious.  Just remember that when you look at the ones you love and adore… Beneath that lay the heart of a Carnivourous Animal! LMAO

Now because Dylan wasn’t here, Renn told me she was saving the chat for him. At this point, I got to feel  little devilish. So I popped a 20X20 Prim in the room and put the pic on it. We all laughed histarically. Then the idea hit me. So I IM’d Renn. It went something like this:

Me: Renn, does Dylan still have build on the island? What about auto return?

Renn: Build is on, don’t know about Auto Return.

Me: Ok, be back in a Few….

At this point, I TP’d out to Dylans Place and checked, Build On, and No Auto Return. So I promply rez a 75X75 Mega prim, and Make it transparent, except for the top, that I put the “King of Bling” Texture on. Next, I raise it just above the clouds. As I am rasing it, I notice Dylan has a Skybox, So i balance the height of the Prim with the height of the Skybox. This way if he looks down, unless his draw distance is over 200M, he will not see it.

My Plan is this. When you open the map for the Shelter, you see the big Floating Sign that says Shelter that is above the Pool. Well, when LL updates the Grid Map, My “King of Bling” will sudenly appear on the map and my Lovely Mug will be shown floating over Dylans Island. So its all in Place and I head back and tell Gabs and Renn. Renn agrees not to say anything.

The next Day I check the map, Not there yet. I know it will be there the next day. So I wait. Knowing, that once it appears on the map, I can start hinting and picking on Dylan.

So I go to log in and I see dylan has passed me something. Thinking he discovered my Prim and returned it, I accept the inventory. Its a Pic… I let it rez… I look at the Title. “Shrine of Worship”. Oh Cool! Dylan hasn’t discovered my plan yet….

Then it rezzes completely and I see….

And I lose it! He HAS discovered it, and in Fact, has Gotten me before I could get him!

So lets keep track here.. Score is : Everyone Else 2, Kevin 0

Dont let it be said that I cant take it, and that No one gets me. You just have to know how to do it, and Renn and Dylan know how.They Got me!

Renn says she never told Dylan, he discovered it when he was hunting for someone elses Prims (seems he had a squater on the land that built a House on a Platform at about 4000m up) and ran across mine.

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